I'd like to pretend that I've never made a mistake.
That, of course, would be a big fat lie. I've certainly made my fair share. They vary in intensity, from the miniscule to the ridiculous. I don't believe in regrets, so I've gotten over them, learned from them and tried not to make them again.
Hey, nobody's perfect right?
I had one of those moments a couple days ago where everything I knew about the past suddenly became irrationally irrelevant. So I made a mistake.
Let's review what I am supposed to know, shall we?
A. The EX and I are no longer physically intimate.
B. Revenge is not a good reason for sex.
C. Jealousy is not a good reason for sex.
D. Excessive consumption of Jameson, and you should turn off your phone.
E. The spare key to your apartment should be hidden in a different location post breakup.
F. Candles and wine are romantic.
G. It is always a good idea to double bag your groceries.
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